Art History Class today

"Chinaware pitcher included in this composition is a typical element of a Dutch still life.

...I'm hungry. Like, really hungry. Like starving in the middle of a desert, could-stab-to-death-and-eat-the-camel-I'm-supposed-to-be-riding hungry. Maybe I'll go to the Union and get Chik-Fil-A or something.

"By definition, still life painting is always a variation on the same theme."

...I don't have enough money to buy any Chik-Fil-A

"Simplicity of the vessels convey the wholesomeness of rustic life."

....I have no money....

"Other objects are rendered deliberately crude to focus all our attention on the copper object.:

*embarrassingly loud stomach growl*

"Perhaps Chardin's most ambitious still life painting.."

...*yawn* Fuck I hate yawning. Now my eyes are all leaky and I can't see my computer screen. Fucking shit. Fuck.

"Commissioned by Catherine the Great of Russia..."

I love cursing. Mm.

"Brushes, drawings, rulers, portfolios, academic awards, etc.."

Fuckety fuck fuck. Fucky McFuckerson! FuckDonald's. I want a fuckburger from FuckDonald's. And maybe some fuckfries.

"Attempt at a description of the intellectual and material universe of an artist."

Fuckfries. Haha.


"Chardin even convinced Diderot in his salon criticism of 1769 he wrote:..."

....I have to remember to never show my parents this blog.

"Here, the monkey as a painter becomes a sarcastic indictment of academic conventions."

*foot itches inside shoe* God DAMMIT!

"Alright, that is it for today. Have a good day everyone."

Alright, now all I have to do is make it to the elevator before everyone else so I can ride down one floor by myself. I'll use that time to RIP my shoe off and scratch that spot so hard that it NEVER itches again. Shiiiiit.

*hurries*

"Hey Sara, wanna go get some-" *bitch slap*

"Sara, hold the elev-" *close button close button CLOOOSEEE BUTTONNN*

Ahh. :)